Tuesday, July 22, 2014

combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

(Source: beppski)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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dreadfulstar:

gingerchic333:

nutmegandpepper:

nutmegandpepper:

I call SuperWhoLock the Bermuda Triangle because everyone dies and all the ships sink

This is the most notes I’ve ever gotten

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And occasionally other fandoms get sucked in and are never seen again.

Recognizing my own personal growth is seeing a point that I want to argue and get defensive about, and saying “not worth it, let them continue being the asshole” and walking away.

R.I.P. My favorite pants. Have cut out the pockets to sew onto my other pants because you can never have too many pockets.


Make Me Choose Meme
Eskimo kiss with Jack Whitehall or Near kiss with Russell Brand

Make Me Choose Meme

Eskimo kiss with Jack Whitehall or Near kiss with Russell Brand

poehlerbond:

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

(Source: showrance)

hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

Why is it that no one seems to understand the difference between being afraid of heights and being afraid of being in a high place on an unstable surface? I am cool with heights. Edge of a cliff? Pretty view. Airplane? Gimme the window seat so I can watch the cities go by. Make me go two meters up a rickety ladder? Fuck that noise. No.

And I knew where I was going with this episode. And the two things that needed to happen for them to get where they were gonna go at the end were, one, for Spike to say ‘go away’, for him to tell her once and for all ‘just leave me alone’, because nothing attracts somebody more than telling them to go away. Believe me, as a fellah who’s had many restraining orders in his time… what a turn-on. But you know, the moment you say to someone ‘you know what, I’m my own person, I don’t need you, you know I love you, but I don’t want you near me’, is the moment they start to take you seriously, and that’s just the truth of it. And then, that he would save her. That he would be the person who would bring her the message of hope, even though it’s the classic in my stuff, really desolate, almost pathetic hope. Still, those were the two things that would get them to the smoochy place, and where they will inevitably end up. Because this is a musical, and if it doesn’t end with a kiss, I’m doing something wrong. Joss Whedon, OMWF commentary

(Source: thebuffster)

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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timelordblogging:

lumos5001:

IT ISN’T TORCHWOOD BUT I’D WATCH THE HELL OUTTA THIS!!!

CLARIFICATION! THIS IS NOT A SPIN-OFF ANNOUNCEMENT, MERELY JEMMA REDGRAVE VOICING SHE REALLY WOULD LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN. STILL, COOL IDEA

Monday, July 21, 2014

martinfreeman:

measure your life in sherlock hiatuses, where do you wanna be by the time the next series airs