okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
- Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you
Does this mean I need the Marauder’s Map to show me a secret tunnel to Comic Con?