petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
I call SuperWhoLock the Bermuda Triangle because everyone dies and all the ships sink
This is the most notes I’ve ever gotten
And occasionally other fandoms get sucked in and are never seen again.
Recognizing my own personal growth is seeing a point that I want to argue and get defensive about, and saying “not worth it, let them continue being the asshole” and walking away.
R.I.P. My favorite pants. Have cut out the pockets to sew onto my other pants because you can never have too many pockets.
what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life
fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad
Why is it that no one seems to understand the difference between being afraid of heights and being afraid of being in a high place on an unstable surface? I am cool with heights. Edge of a cliff? Pretty view. Airplane? Gimme the window seat so I can watch the cities go by. Make me go two meters up a rickety ladder? Fuck that noise. No.
measure your life in sherlock hiatuses, where do you wanna be by the time the next series airs